Now for . . . THE RULES!

1) NO STEALING!! Whether it's ownership/co-ownership of this account or any picture posted in here; you steal it, I kill you O.O

2) NO FLAMING! I hate flamers, and if I hate them, I obviously don't want them around. Now, you can constructively critize, but I don't want anything like "YOU SUCK!" or "YOUR ART IS HORRIBLE! DIE!" . . . If I find ANYTHING like that, or have flaming reported to me by anyone, your ass is grass!

3) Please don't post your desires to join on the parent page. I have said what you need to do to join and if you can't follow that, it makes me wonder if I can have you in my club ok? So just do as what I've asked and we're all good~

4) Artwork must be accepted by me, or one of the Co-Owners that I trust (Which is both of them so far~) before having it on this page. If you've been waiting for a person to respond to you, just wait and I'll get to it and post, or one of my Co-Owners will do it. Also, considering the multiple themes for this club, I'd like you to state WHAT theme it represents in your note with the link to the pic ok?

5) If you have a problem with one of the themes, TOUGH! This club was created to represent the Cruel, Unusual, and Yaoi of FullMetal Alchemist. . .I don't know WHY you're here if you don't like any of them. Now, if you don't like one of them, but want to join ANYWAYS, by all means do so, but I don't want any complaining about how you hate it or I'll *beepbeepbeppitybeep* you!

6) Don't piss anyone off. . .Or die. . .Simple enough I think.

7) The limit to picture submissions is five a day. . .anymore then that and my head will explode since I have another account I have to mess with as well. . .and that's as overwhelming as it is. . . TT___TT I don't want to explode!

8) YOU MUST DEVI WATCH US AND ADD OUR ICON TO YOUR CLUBS LISTS If you are unaware as to how to do that, send me a note and I'll explain how~If you don't have a club list, why not make one? I really want to advertise this club which is why I'm doing this, I hope you all understand!

9) Have fun alright? That's the MAIN theme of any club and here, it's no different! -^ ^- Thanks for visiting!!

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TO JOIN!

Send me a note entitled "join" or something along those lines. I do NOT want to catch you posting on the parent page about joining 'cause that bugs the hell out of me and I'll be forced to thrash you T__T;

Within the note you may leave me a link to some art or poetry/prose if you feel you must prove to me that you are worthy. . .It's not required, but you can and I'll most likely post it in my gallery here at FMA-NC!

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TO POST ART!

Much like joining the club, if you want your art in the gallery Send me a note entited "Art" or "Submission" or whatever you want as long as I can identify it as art O.o

If it's poetry/prose I still accept that kind of stuff but I'd LIKE to have a preview picture to go with it if that's not asking too much. When you do give me something like this with a picture, give the appropriate credits to whoever drew the pic, unless you did or it's a photo. If you can't, AT LEAST mention that you did not do make the art. . .So I don't get complaints like that T__T;

Hmm. . .That's all you need to know I believe. For ART I'll ALLOW you to post your links on the parent page, but if you're going to do that you may only give me ONE LINK!! That's it! Otherwise, I require a note ok? This is to keep the parent page free of a million links and to keep me in check of who sent what and where and WHY. . .I hope you all understand that TT___TT Sorry if it seems unfair but I'm only one person and two (three if someone else applies) Co-Owners so cute me some slack alright?

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THE PURPOSE OF THIS CLUB!

Incase you didn't get it at the beginning, this is basically a place to post humorous FMA art, or something with an angsty feel or even something that came straight from the anime but has a serious/hatred feel to it.

Oh, and don't forget anything YAOI!!

EX: Roy and Edward making out would be appriciated-I MEAN- ok! It's YAOI right?

EX1 : A picture that makes fun of Ed's hate for milk in a REALLY weird way would fit in here perfectly!

EX2 : A picture of Alphonse and Edward standing in the rain crying would be just fine!!

EX3 : A picture of Roy hatefully about to snap his fingers at someone who pissed him off (With a serious theme of coarse) would ALSO work!

EX4 : (Something I DON'T want~) Winry sitting in a patch of flowers and trying to look pretty would absolutely not work with the theme of this club!

If you get it now THANK YOU for I do not want to explain further!! As you noticed, I hope, this is a BRAND NEW CLUB so I don't have anything yet, but sometime after school I plan on going all out and making this place all pretty!

If you want to join before then, GO RIGHT AHEAD! I'd be happy to have you around!